Several developers stand at a white-board, recalling the problems of a previous project.
One after another, anti-patterns are noted and discussed, involving threading issues, micro-level transaction management, absurdly slow unit tests, and scalability flaws.
Says one developer, "Friends, that thing had so many anti-patterns that it was an anti-project".
Wait, then what happens if one works on too many anti-projects in a row? Oh, darn! I work for an anti-company.
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