- Don't knock it till you've tried it (though that generally doesn't stop me)
- Who's kidding? When it comes to blog hits, I'll prostitute myself as much as the next person.
- Since I am genuinely interested in others' status, it should be more efficient than being a lurker.
- Dopamine rushes and other biochemical reactions aren't a bad thing
I am only visiting the dark side, and will fight assimilation.